Funny quotes about vegetariasnism or by famous vegetarians.
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Err cows are vegetarians.
does a deer shit in the woods? why yes yes he does. and where do vegiterians get food? the woods! point in case “vegitarians, our food shits on your food”
@m33lad They fight with you, trying to force you to eat meat, and you fight with them trying to force them to eat vegetables.
They give you 1000 reason to eat meat, you give them 1000 reasons to eat vegetables.
See a pattern here?
Eat what you want, but don’t judge other peoples choices, or pretend to better because of yours.
@67tr876 Just lack of intelligence you’re proud of. Meat is with ‘ea’. But what’s the point.
Am a carnivore and proud of it ! MEET FOR LIFE
@Isakuma Agreed. There is a chicken plant around here. The killing procedure is this: they put some chemical in the chicken’s eyes (like salt), so they go blind, then some electric shock go through their bodies to keep them unmoving, then they go through boiling water… I don’t think that’s nice at all.
@gandaya900 Just saying we should stop eating meat isn’t going to save any animals from torture. Maybe we should instead go do something about slaughterhouse conditions? I personally think a beheading machine with a very sharp, fast blade would be a quick painless way out. Especially if you don’t let the animal know what’s happening. There’s nothing wrong with eating meat, but our slaughterhouse conditions are DEFINITELY less than favorable.
@Isakuma I’m not a veggie, but I admire what they do. I honestly wouldn’t be able to stop eating meat.
0:21 is stupid. Plants have children.
0:44 Can’t plants be your friends too? RACIST. lol
0:59 Plants have eyes, technically, and literally.
2:00 The bible talks about Animal sacrifices by fire, because it is “..an aroma pleasing to the LORD.” All the time. It also speaks of eating animals.
2:20 I thought that one was hilarious
Let’s go protest against Lions, Bears, etc. THEY EAT MEAT!!!! ZOMG!!!
@rippen100 I should had known that a person like you would not have the guts to see what happens ir REALITY in REAL slaughter houses and farms.
Keep on stuffing your body with “food” but the person you are spiteful to is no one but your self. You wouldn’t be so proud if you had to kill every single thing you eat.
ppl always fight with me to force me to eat! Try getting it to their thick head, 1000000 different reasons NOT to eat meat, see how they’ll argue with you & give you dumb reasons that you should be eating meat!! & how you need protein WTF KIND OF A HANDICAP ever thinks that protein only comes from meats?!
@Macro360 YES a smart person lol, I love this kind of comment. You get a high five *gives a high five*
I don’t care if your a carnivore or a vegetarian but what’s really funny is that it’s usually the activists that harms the animals the most, but that it’s the hunters that helps the most the different species to survive.
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@Sarma1188 Lol, it’s a joke and Idk about that Its not gonna stop me from eating meat you need to try harder than non sense move and believes for me become a vegeterian.
@rippen100 Watch both movies COMPLETELY and then be a smart*ss. I’m sorry for you if you think that sport requires steroids. Really. I have better things to spend my money for. lol.
I like vegetables and tofu, and I also like to keep domesticated animals ,but I love meat. Can’t we just leave it at that?
tell that to a lion see what it says
@vgman94
Lmao you’re just a san fran fag dressed in drag who’s always on the rag living with mommy & daddy like a faggoty raggedy get the stage before i put u in a cage like a fag full of rage now go suck a dick san fran trick before u get tagged & split with a Chi-Town hit. You beat ur meat from the booty hole down to ur feet ur so beanth my cleets I swip you like rash and dash you will always get bash.
@rippen Nice rhyme, now go stick your dick into a power socket. It’ll feel good and send you flying like a rocket. Now, fag, don’t feel sad. Go hump that thing in your house called a hag. Oh, wait, that’s your mom. She was the bomb until she had a faggot like you. Boo-hoo, you don’t like vegetarians because they’re not clones, not drones who’ll die from heart attacks like you who will end up on a rack. Thinking for you is such a drain. Why? Because you’re a shame.
@vgman94 yeah I bang yo sista she got a blista cause u got no friends or no life even yo mama’s a dike. now go to bed like a good little fag & dream you’re dressed in drag while im in the CHI getting high u are the gayest link good bye.
Why Botha commenting when you always loose just like your moms loose pu**y. Now you get yo butt hurt just like the hemriods in yo ass I just put u in blast. Lol!
@rippen100 From reading your comment and profile, I’m pretty sure that I have a better chance of encounter a Spirit Bear (Albino Grizzly) than believing (or it being fact for that manner) you to be anything more than some faggy gang member.
Doesn’t everyone’s balls sag? At least mine aren’t hanging by a single nerve unlike your’s which were almost completely cut off by your sister whose doll you banged.
@vgman94 I have the best paying job as a tsa at o’hare aand have a big ass house show a gud view of chicago skyscraper and livin the Gud life while you sell your mom pu**y on creglist just to get a buck just to fuk a guy named chuck you just suck.
Which he’s a major fag but don’t brag becuz ur balls sagge you old man. You lost Joe lolz.
@dicken100 “becuz”, and saying “stfu” when you had more than enough space to write the rest shows how stupid you are. You must live in some ghetto dump. Must’ve been raised by MS-13 members. Hope that beating felt good. Chicago? Must live in the worst neighborhood there. Please give my apologies to whoever are your neighbors who put up with your bullshit. And shut up before I shove a bull’s horn into your ass for eating so much meat without even caring for their suffering, you jackass.
@Sarma1188 And yeh we have claws kinda if you let ur nails grow it would be sharp as ur teeth which is made for tearing meat and crushing veggie for an example apple . Human body can adpat no matter what so baselly we can eat meat. And it’s heathly if you baked boil not fried. And srry for my commet above I forgot you were a girl for a sec (bad memmery) so don’t cry ………………………. Yet! Lol
@Sarma1188 Lolz, i watch the ending of the movie (food Inc) I almost laugh. You must be pumping steroids under before soccer pratice huh. That why it’s checked for Bactria you ever heard USDA choice and I cook it becuz the heat kill bactraica duh. What ever monkey hippie cave you came from come out of it plz and get the head out of your ass and wake up and smell the coffee.
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